Monday, June 9, 2014

Plow Horses and the Second Amendment

Sooner or later
Americans will realize
That the Second
Amendment makes as
Much sense as
Owning Plow Horses.

Which reveals why
The SCOTUS has
Rendered such silly
Rulings of late.

How does one
Rule on the
Need and place
of Plow Horses?

Everyone! Go out
and get yourself
a Plow Horse.

Walk it around
with you at
Starbucks and Wendy's.
Let people see
your Horse's Ass.

Wear cool t-shirts:
"I shovel shit."
"Plow-Horse Love"
"Stay Calm - Ride
A Plow Horse"

Hay, hay, hay.
It's my right.
To have a
Lovely Plow Horse.


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