I'd Invent My Own Religion ...

If I owned a company, I'd invent my own religion: against taxes, against wages, against 40-hour work week and vacations, against all benefits, against birth control, so the women get pregnant, and then against abortion, so they have to have their babies, and against maternity leave, so I can fire them when they have their babies. Yup, and no one could touch me, because it's my religion. Woo hoo … oh how I love religion.